Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 12/25/2007 2:04:57 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Nice job Outta Control!

Deano, Amish, Ruckus, congrats on your seasons. What About Bob, you were the odd man out but also had a great year.

Payouts have been posted.

Ho! Ho! Ho!

((now back to the Wii ... this thing is the coolest thing since they put the internet on computers)) Smile

 

Dean De Angelis - Dirty Dean's Done Dirt Cheap: Posted on 12/24/2007 11:38:36 AM EST  Edit  Delete

Big Cat- then I will as it will take a miracle to get the victory.......So-I'll congratulate Outta Control on winning the Championship and hope everyone has a Merry X-Mas.........Dirty Dean

 

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 12/24/2007 11:36:28 AM EST  Edit  Delete

I don't want to congratulate Outta His Mind just yet ... 5 scores and some yardage out of LT and Marshall is not that much of a reach. Last December when these teams met, LT had 3 scores and a Denver receiver had 2. I just hope OC has to sweat a little.

Almost forgot, tis the season for annual Steve Swick Letter to Santa post: http://www.martinoconnell.com/letter-to-santa.jpg

Merry Christmas!

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 12/24/2007 11:07:47 AM EST  Edit  Delete

Damn. Who woulda ever thought.....Kurt Fucking Warner? Congrats OC. See you next year.

 

Ken Chase - Chase PI: Posted on 12/23/2007 9:47:00 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Wow what a differance a league makes Deno, i'm playing for title and have the same two guys left that you have. Only i'm up 14 already.

Congrats OC

 

Chris Benton - Uncle Ruckus: Posted on 12/23/2007 9:09:06 AM EST  Edit  Delete

I can just now post on that debacle that was the playoff game last week. I am at peace with my decision to start the Edge over Stecker. I actually thought about it for a few minutes, as the few sites I use did rank Stecker higher than Edge, but with Warner's top two wr's hurting coupled with the fact that the sting would be substantially more if Stecker sucked, and if Edge had a decent game, I "started my stud" - as they say. So anyway, OC, you obviously got lucky that T.O. was a frucking no show, along with Winslow, and even luckier that Jamal Lewis ran frucking wild for 800 yds, but didn't get 1 GD td. Yes, you deserve credit on a season well managed, but I need to get out some frustration, so since I don't have Terell Owens's home phone number, I'll say a big:

Fuck You!!

to you instead.
Mad

I'm actually rooting for ya in the big game. Hate to say I lost to a runner up.

GO MOSS!!!!

 

Brian O'Connell - Outta Control: Posted on 12/22/2007 6:00:00 PM EST  Edit  Delete

What book was that Gay Bang? Was it One Fish Two Fish Three Fish Blue Fish or Fantasy Football For Dummies? Razz

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 12/20/2007 3:21:10 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Is it just me or is everyone rooting for DEANO?!?!?!?



Brian, I have to hand it toyou. This year, you talked the talk, and you walked the walk. I can't believe you got in, but I have to admit that Warner had me fooled. Obviously he didn't fool you. In the end it looks like that trade was a masterpice on your part. Actually it helped both teams involved.

You've shut my piehole this year. You talked a lot of shit this year and you rode it all the way to the Championship. Taking a page right out of my book.

Good luck this weekend.

 

Dean De Angelis - Dirty Dean's Done Dirt Cheap: Posted on 12/19/2007 8:13:37 PM EST  Edit  Delete

All right, the trash talking has started.....Boys- Pizza's on me if I win and I just hope Brady throws TD's to anybody but Moss,Welker & Baloney.....LT, just one more week like the last one & it will be an OUTTA CONTROL romp......DeanO

 

Brian O'Connell - Outta Control: Posted on 12/18/2007 10:45:00 PM EST  Edit  Delete

yeah Jim. I agree you got jobbed. And such is life. Regardless of you getting jobbed or not, whoever team Outta Contriol plays next week is getting an ass pounding. So there will be no need for an asterisk. Uncle Ruckus, nice game. You had me sweating Mon. night. Ecspecially when Vasher made that pick right b4 half. I thought 4sure Gould was gonna get another 3 pts. It did suck rooting against the Bears though. Even though ther outtofit. Rots o ruck next year. Deano your ass is mine. This team of Putzes is on a mission. And all you haters better be rootin' 4 Deano because OC will not be buying pizza 4 you bitches. Maybe a personal pan 4 me and the Stooges. Go putzes. Big Grin

 

Dean De Angelis - Dirty Dean's Done Dirt Cheap: Posted on 12/18/2007 4:42:55 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Jim- you are right as I didn't think of the Romo effect....I guess that whoever wins the title this year will have a steroids like asterisk next to their name.....DeanO

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 12/18/2007 2:14:35 PM EST  Edit  Delete

I can't believe that play cost someone a win.

What a fucking joke!!

You should have drafted Terrell Owens, Chad Johnson or some other sorry ass selfish fuck!

 

Jim Amsler - Fighting Amish: Posted on 12/18/2007 11:15:04 AM EST  Edit  Delete

Actually, it almost certainly did make the difference... if he scores, Romo gets the ball back, and has two minutes to get 11 yards and a 2 point bonus for the Amish.

But such is life.

 

Dean De Angelis - Dirty Dean's Done Dirt Cheap: Posted on 12/18/2007 10:51:07 AM EST  Edit  Delete

Jim- thanks alot and I'm glad Brian Westbrook's kneel down didn't make the difference in a win or loss in our matchup. I wonder how many owners got screwed from Westbrook...Three weeks in a row, I make the wrong decision on QB and WR's....oh well- Good Luck to Outta Control this week and Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all. DeanO

 

Jim Amsler - Fighting Amish: Posted on 12/17/2007 11:36:16 AM EST  Edit  Delete

Dallas / Philly and NYG / Wash could not have gone worse for me. What a painful experience, sitting there rooting for SOMETHING to happen in the Dallas game (10-6? WHAT?) and then later, a defensive score from the Giants. Nada.

Congrats, Deano.

 

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 12/14/2007 2:25:39 AM EST  Edit  Delete

Remember folks, we are still playing for $25 a week for the high score. I added the "loser" brackets so you can watch the scores.

 

Brian O'Connell - Outta Control: Posted on 12/11/2007 6:20:01 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Thanks for the backup Bigcat. Next time don't bother. Consider the source. That guys pussy always hurts. I thought about the Gay Bangers today. Tom Waddle was interviewing a Chicago Bear and the Bear kept coming up with excuse after excuse of how this team was riddled w/ injury. And Waddle stated after the interview "All teams this year had to fight the injury bug. Thats what seperates the good teams from the bad. The good teams overcome it and the bad teams do nothing and cry about it." I've been without my #1 and #3 draft picks all year,but have yet to complain. Gay Bangers cried all year and got Jackson and Johnson back. Not to mention having the least scored upon team. Your a big pussy Gaybanger. You probably think you had a better tream than mine just because you had a better record. If thats the case you are a moron. That was a nice no bet though. You saved your nadless ass a hundo........On a positive note, congrats to the division winners. Uncle Ruckus I pitty you fool. Your going down hard. I forecast 50 or 60 alone out of Moss ,Welker and Maroney in the spygate game. I"m also rooting for Amish. Not because He's family just because Dirty Dean Is bit scarier. EekGO PUTZES Big Grin

 

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 12/11/2007 4:29:46 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Bangers, that 6-8 team would be 11-3 if he was lucky enough to play your sorry ass schedule.

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 12/11/2007 2:44:49 PM EST  Edit  Delete

A 6-8 team getting into the playoffs. What a fucking joke.

 

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 12/11/2007 1:26:38 PM EST  Edit  Delete

The playoff matchups have been updated. Powerpoints are used to determine the seedings.

Powerpoint Standings

 

Brian O'Connell - Outta Control: Posted on 12/10/2007 4:34:41 PM EST  Edit  Delete

I would appreciate it if the "commissioner" would refer to my team by my team name. When talking smack I could care less. But when your congratulating, pronouncing seeds or putting my name on a trophy or plaque I would appreciate some respect. Let me know if thats a problem Smelly Cat.

 

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 12/10/2007 3:39:58 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Congrats to the Fighting Amish for taking the division crown and to Outta His Mind for grabbing the wildcard spot!

It looks like week 1 of the playoffs will be Dirty Deano vs. the Amish and Outta His Mind vs. Uncle Ruckus.

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 12/6/2007 2:38:09 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Very funny how I'm in the EXACT same position as last year of needing a miracle to get in the playoffs.

The only difference is I need a bigtime Amish loss instead of a win.

Oh, what could have been had Ronnie Brown not got hurt and Steven Jackson and Andre Johnson not been out for most of the year.

That's what I get for drafting asshats from Miami. I hope them sorry sacks of shit go 0-16. Mad

 

Chris Benton - Uncle Ruckus: Posted on 12/6/2007 8:05:28 AM EST  Edit  Delete

"Congrats to Uncle Ruckus as he has clinched his division."
-thanks, Bigcat.

I give major props to Bob, as I think I only clinched because Adrian Peterson was out for a few weeks + some luck of my own. Bob will probably wind up beating me twice on the season...

No, I will detract that statement. I won cuz Bob sucks, and my team kix all forms of ass over all you sallies.

Just kidding. Razz

 

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 12/5/2007 10:09:12 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Congrats to Uncle Ruckus as he has clinched his division.

Two spots up for grabs! Amish needs a win or a Gang Banger loss to take his divison. With a win and an Amish loss, Bangers will take the crown but Amish still holds the Wildcard spot heading into this week. If Amish wins his division then it is What About Bob or Outta Control who will take the wildcard spot.

Chase PI is mathmatically alive for the Wildcard but needs a miracle.

 

Ken Chase - Chase PI: Posted on 11/29/2007 11:56:56 PM EST  Edit  Delete

i actually pay the 10 extra bucks towards my fantasy guru so i can't afford the NFL network.

Anyway fuck the NFL and Comcast, I'm Dish Network bound and soon AT&T bound (bigcat how's that working out). I'm paying close to $180 for cable, Internet, DVR's and then they raise the bill $3 and take things away like NFL network and about 18 other stations at current count. Plus in the kids room's where they have just analog they're losing stations faster than the Fish lose games.

If i need to have a box in their rooms , i might as well go Dish. The one thing Comcast always had was the ease of hooking up multiple TV's as they leave that market who needs them.

Plus if i had the NFL network i would have started Favre, so it worked out.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 11/29/2007 10:55:12 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Hey Chase.....when you actually win something you can talk.....until then...LICK IT

By the way Chase....get real TV? Who doesn't have NFL Network? I suppose you're on mouse and wheel internet as well?

 

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 11/29/2007 8:35:17 PM EST  Edit  Delete

SteveO, I agree that this site/service blows for player advice. I am going to raise the issue this off-season. CBS may cost more and make you look at ads but at least their standard player advice is quality. Maybe I can convince them that they should offer a flat fee for the entire league to use their "Owner Assistant" package. Rotoworld still offers quality news for free.

And by the way, congrats are now in order (Frank was a bit early) to Deano who has captured the Division crown.

The Stooges, BigCat, and Missed Direction have been officially eliminated from the playoffs. I think I have been out for the last 5 weeks! Everyone else is still alive! Gang Bangers could back into the division, What About Bob could still take the crown or the Wildcard and everyone else is still mathematically alive for the Power Point Wildcard with Outta His Mind leading the way.

Remember that we play for the high score award throughout the CPFL playoffs.

 

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 11/29/2007 9:13:43 AM EST  Edit  Delete

Correction - I frucked up guys, the move deadline is Thursday at 6 when their is a Thursday night game as opposed to Thursday day games. I don't think that it will matter though and I processed moves already. Sorry.

FYI -
The roster change deadline is moved to Wednesday 8:00 P.M. prior to thanksgiving (or any other Thursday night game). All players who are dropped by this deadline will be restricted free agents until 9:30 A.M. the following morning.

 

Ken Chase - Chase PI: Posted on 11/29/2007 12:35:47 AM EST  Edit  Delete

Farve will roll this week over the cowgirls but i refuse to start any players in a national game i can't see.........bangers you pay for advice and suck this much every year wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 11/27/2007 12:17:11 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Fantasy Insights is moronically funny. Certainly this site can come up with someone better? I've been reading their comments on certain players. One that stood out as utter stupidity was their comments on Earnest Graham of TB. Look at their comments about him on Oct. 14, then the next week their complete turn around comment on Oct. 22.

I'm starting to think my dog is their editor in chief.

I'm going to e-mail them. We pay good money for this thing every year. Certainly they can afford someone like Roto or whomever else that can give a much better insight into players you have or free agents.

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 11/26/2007 12:00:48 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Don't worry, Bob. Next week you play me and you'll be right back in the hunt! I have a horseshoe UP MY ASS and that won't last. I can't score but my opponents have been scoring even less! Talk about Ultimate Farces, the Gang Wankers are 2007's version!

 

Bob Hartwig - What About Bob: Posted on 11/25/2007 10:19:00 PM EST  Edit  Delete

32 points on my bench. Say goodbye to this division.

 

Ken Chase - Chase PI: Posted on 11/25/2007 6:53:45 PM EST  Edit  Delete

i wonder if adam arch's hot girlfriend will leave him after todays game....this guys sucks

 

Ken Chase - Chase PI: Posted on 11/25/2007 6:41:01 PM EST  Edit  Delete

wow lots of scoring, one more Hester Return and i'mm back in the hunt

swiss cheese

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 11/25/2007 9:07:56 AM EST  Edit  Delete

Will that 16 points on Amish's bench come back to haunt him? Today we will find out!

 

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 11/23/2007 8:28:19 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Congrat's to Deano for winning our division. Yes we still have a few weeks left but it's all but written in stone that he is taking the division. Good luck in the playoffs! Smile

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 11/22/2007 3:30:27 PM EST  Edit  Delete

happy turkey day! go cowboys!

 

Brian O'Connell - Outta Control: Posted on 11/22/2007 2:56:40 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Happy Thanksgiving to all. Even you Bangers. Gobble gobble. Smile

 

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 11/21/2007 9:45:06 AM EST  Edit  Delete

FYI -
The roster change deadline is moved to Wednesday 8:00 P.M. prior to Thanksgiving. All players who are dropped by this deadline will be restricted free agents until 9:30 A.M. the following morning.

 

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 11/18/2007 10:36:54 PM EST  Edit  Delete

5:00 left in the New England game and I need 4 more points out of Gostkowski! Will they ever stop for a field goal?! Four more TD's before the end of the game is almost out of the question. Go Pats!

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 11/18/2007 7:40:29 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Pussy Cat might get out of the basement just yet! A few more games with Mind Control is all he needs!

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 11/18/2007 1:45:54 PM EST  Edit  Delete

With ANDRE finally back Brian, I felt bad taking your money. With the Amish in my division, I might not make the playoffs, but I'm certainly going to finish with a better record than your team of putzes.

Or have you already forgot that mouth of cheese you got from me when we went HEAD TO HEAD. (Without my best receiver at that). Or head to your mouth that is!

 

Brian O'Connell - Outta Control: Posted on 11/18/2007 11:54:18 AM EST  Edit  Delete

No response from Gay Bangers. Thats kinda what I figured. Cool

 

Dean De Angelis - Dirty Dean's Done Dirt Cheap: Posted on 11/18/2007 8:25:07 AM EST  Edit  Delete

WEEK 11 EDITION OF THE STONE COLD LEAD PIPE LOCK! THE LOCK HAS LOST TWO IN A ROW & THINGS COULD NOT BE WORSE. WHERE SHOULD I TURN FOR THIS WEEK'S LOCK? HOW ABOUT TO THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE..GIMME BIG CAT +16 VS. OUTTA CONTROL TO BREAK THE STREAK AND GET ME BACK IN BLACK. THE LOCK IS 6-3 ON THE SEASON AND THE CAT WILL COVER BUT NOT WIN 39-30. DEANO

 

Brian O'Connell - Outta Control: Posted on 11/16/2007 9:53:02 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Lets put some money behind that ass , I mean mouth of yours . A hundo says I make the playoffs and you don't loser. You ain't shit, your team ain't shit, but you sure do talk a lot a shit. That figures cuz your a piece of shit, and all that spews from your shithole is shit. And another thing. Why are you worried about the finances. It's not like your gonna see any of the money. Chump. Schlameal. I officially wasted enough time bitch slapp'n you so this will be it. Your starting to bring me down. So if you got any other b.s. to spew go right ahead. There will be no more replies. I would rather talk smack to the contenders anyway. Roll EyesSCHLAMEAL!!!

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 11/15/2007 8:35:52 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Where's Outta His Mind?? What about all that talk about competing for the title, blah blah blah. Nice trade, Putz. The only thing you're competing for is dumbass of the year! See ya next year loser, and thanks for the donation (if you pay for once).

 

Dean De Angelis - Dirty Dean's Done Dirt Cheap: Posted on 11/12/2007 11:19:07 AM EST  Edit  Delete

The Lock SUCKS.................it may be time to call it quits

 

Ken Chase - Chase PI: Posted on 11/12/2007 1:49:23 AM EST  Edit  Delete

I can't believe the lock wasn't me beating Outta Control, it was a bet the house situation.....No patriots No brady No way he covers the 9...................So that makes you 0-3 since the trade, this loss though you couldn't have stopped....but the other 2 i believe were easy wins without the trade, welcome to the basement....wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 11/11/2007 9:53:36 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Yep. The Lock jinx is officially back! Down goes Peterson! Down goes Peterson!

 

Dean De Angelis - Dirty Dean's Done Dirt Cheap: Posted on 11/10/2007 10:05:16 AM EST  Edit  Delete

WEEK 10 EDITION OF THE STONE COLD LEAD PIPE LOCK! I'M A DOUBLE LOSER BOYS AS THE LOCK TOOK A DIVE WITH THE BANGERS BEATING OUTTA CONTROL (6-2 ON THE SEASON) AND MY OVER PICK IN THE COLTS/PATS WENT DOWN THE TUBES....BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD FOR WEEK 10 AND I LIKE THE HOTTEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE, WHAT ABOUT BOB TO COVER THE 16 VS. SLICK. BOB HAS SCORED ALMOST 100 MORE PTS. THAN THE NEXT TEAM AND I CAN'T SEE THIS WEEK BEING ANY DIFFERENT, SO I'LL TAKE ADDAI & PETERSON PLUS A NICE MATCHUP WITH BREES VS. THE 0-8 RAMS AND BOB TO ROLL 72-38 VS. SLICKY........DEANO

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 11/5/2007 3:55:41 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Hey Frank:

You only need 8 TDs and 125 yards out of Miller tonight to win. (Oh yeah and Heap mustn't do anything).

I think you have a shot! Smoke and mirrors, baby!

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 11/5/2007 12:13:30 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Good to see the lock is back to normal.

Hey Brian, it's also good to see you like white cheese with them crackers because I gave you a mouthful of it. Go easy on the teeth next time. Just remember that practice makes perfect. Since you traded your team away, I'm sure you'll be getting plenty of practice the rest of the year. PUTZ.


What About Bob? What about Adrian Peterson, a 4th round draft pick? 1st pick in the draft in 2008!

 

Dean De Angelis - Dirty Dean's Done Dirt Cheap: Posted on 11/3/2007 7:42:04 AM EST  Edit  Delete

WEEK 9 EDITION OF THE STONE COLD LEAD PIPE LOCK! LAST WEEK FLY COVERS THE SPREAD AND THE LOCK JUST CONTINUES TO GIVE SOLID WINNERS AND IMPROVES TO 6-1 FOR THE 07 SEASON. NOT ONLY WILL I GIVE YOU THE FANTASY WINNER THIS WEEK, I'LL ALSO GIVE THE WINNER OF THE PATS/COLTS SUPER BOWL XLII 1/2 FOR YOUR VIEWING & GAMBLING PLEASURE AND YES THIS SERVICE IS FREE OF CHARGE. OK, LET'S GO TO INDY WHERE THE 7-0 COLTS HOST THE 8-0 PATRIOTS AND THE PATS ARE FAVORED BY 5 AND THE OVER/UNDER IS 56. BRADY BUNCH IS ON A MISSION, SO GIVE THE 5 AND BET THE OVER AS THE GAME IS 31-31 AND GOES TO OVERTIME WHEN BRADY HITS STALLWORTH FOR THE GAME WINNER. PATS-37 COLTS-31 FINAL IN OT. THE MORE IMPORTANT PICK IS THE FANTASY WINNER FOR THIS WEEK AND THE LOCK WILL GO WITH THE BRADY BUNCHLESS OUTTA CONTROL TEAM -11 VS. THE GANG BANGERS. IF HARRISON IS HEALTHY, OUTTA CONTROL ROLLS BUT THIS MATCHUP WILL BE CLOSER IF HE IS OUT. GIMME KURT WARNER & THOSE PATS WR'S TO PUT ANOTHER DAGGER IN THE HEART OF THE BANGERS WITH A 41-21 VICTORY! GUYS- BET THE OVER ON THE PATS/COLTS GAME & SEND ME A THANK YOU ON SUNDAY NIGHT WHEN WE SMOKE OUR VICTORY CIGARS.................DEANO

 

Ken Chase - Chase PI: Posted on 11/2/2007 11:35:05 PM EST  Edit  Delete

No thanks Big Cat, i've lost my last $ in Fantasy Football......Go Colts!!! Big GrinBig GrinBig Grin

 

ED Russel - Fly Fat Ass Fly: Posted on 11/2/2007 7:22:10 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Marty, I would be more than happy to take (by take I obviously mean pay) some more money if the other owners want to gamble. - Ed.

 

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 11/2/2007 1:21:58 AM EST  Edit  Delete

Hey Chase, what do ya say we play for half a hundo the rest of the way? We could even invite Big Willy, Bangers, and Fat Ass. I would like to throw in the fantasy MD but I don’t want to burst his bubble. Most points wins!

Ruckus, you can come get some to!

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 11/1/2007 11:42:06 AM EST  Edit  Delete

There is an update on the Trading Block page from this owner.

 

Bob Hartwig - What About Bob: Posted on 11/1/2007 9:43:26 AM EST  Edit  Delete

I think you were out of your mind, but even more so it was stupid because now I have to deal with Brady in my division. Thank God I won the first head to head. Big GrinBelichick is on a mission. Unless someone puts a helmet in Brady's knee, I think they will continue to run up the score on everybody. He wants 19-0. Therefore, I think Brady will have monster numbers all year. 30 td's so far. How do you give that up. Will see, and I like my team just fine, but no way I make that move. Shit, I would have traded Brees and Peterson for Brady straight up. Cool

 

Brian O'Connell - Outta Control: Posted on 10/31/2007 3:41:00 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Let HER rip. Rip City,USA. Gotta luv them haters. Since I no longer can call my team the Brady bunch, how bout we go with HE HATES ME 2. 1st off MD doesn't scare anybody. For Halloween you might want to go as team Outta Control! Pretty scarey! Gay Bangers giving me crap about the waiver wire. Hello Mcfly. Too funny. Chase thinking he's still in this thing. Hilarious. Rofl! All I can say is if I'm wrong I'll be the first to admit I'm a ding dong. If I'm right you'll can go fly a kite! It would be nice to hear from the contenders. Clean Dean-u know what I mean(nerd). I'm not a lover or a fighter Amish, & What about Bobby Brown. Gotta any stones? Or r u waiting till its over. What kinda fun is that? I feel sorry for the team I play this week. I, like Belichick, will be running up the score. I wouldn't be surprised if I scored a hundo.............. Btw. Since kites are seasonal you might want to pick one up at Walgreens. They're probably on sale. Unless Clean Dean has an extra one he can lend you. He probably does. Big Grin

 

Chris Benton - Uncle Ruckus: Posted on 10/30/2007 2:03:50 PM EST  Edit  Delete

I meant, um... Nice Game, Bob!

Mad

 

Chris Benton - Uncle Ruckus: Posted on 10/29/2007 7:31:17 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Don't you dare count me out, Bob! I sent messages to both Brandon Strokeme and Deshawn Loss (Wynn,) and they've both promised me the come from behind upset tonight. Razz
5td's each? NO PROBLEM!!! Roll Eyes

 

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 10/28/2007 8:39:18 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Outta His Mind is not a putz! He's a great guy! Can't think of anyone I want to thank more for trading away Brady right before I have to match up against him. What a dream! My team sucks cerca "Ultimate Fighters" of last year and yet I'm still on a roll and now 5-3 with Dirty Dean's in my sights next! Smoke and Mirrors baby! Smoke and Mirrors!

What do you have to say about yourself now Outta Your Mind!?

WWWWWWHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Bob Hartwig - What About Bob: Posted on 10/28/2007 7:59:59 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Deano, you jinx me with the lock vs. pussycat, then ignore the loss? Rudi Johnson's backup scores 3 TD's because of you, and you ignore the loss and claim 5-1? I'm just glad you didn't pick me this week. Razz

 

Ken Chase - Chase PI: Posted on 10/28/2007 7:21:29 PM EST  Edit  Delete

bangers that kills me how do you not pu a kicker......i've had my eye all day on the bradyless outta control and must say i'm thrilled he's going down to the football dr.....that trade also killed me and brought me closer to the end

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 10/28/2007 7:04:35 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Bye kicker for the loss!

 

Brian O'Connell - Outta Control: Posted on 10/27/2007 12:15:50 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Roll Eyes

 

Dean De Angelis - Dirty Dean's Done Dirt Cheap: Posted on 10/27/2007 8:47:35 AM EST  Edit  Delete

WEEK 8 EDITION OF THE STONE COLD LEAD PIPE LOCK! CONDENSED VERSION AS I HAVE RUN OUT OF TIME........THANKS TO WRONG DIRECTION FOR PULLING THE UPSET LAST WEEK TO MOVE THE LOCK TO A JIMMY THE GREEK LIKE 5-1 ON THE SEASON. THIS WEEK WE WILL TAKE FLY FAT ASS +3 TO UPSET THE DEFENDING CHAMP GANG BANGERS...BIRONAS BREAKS THE RECORD FOR MOST FIELD GOALS BY KICKING 12 IN THE WIN VS. OAK & LEAD FLY TO THE VICTORY 57-40........LATER

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 10/26/2007 12:31:12 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Outta Control IS a putz! Stupid trade in my opinion. Warner's on a bye this week too. Have fun with the waiver wire pal!

 

Ken Chase - Chase PI: Posted on 10/25/2007 10:38:44 PM EST  Edit  Delete

What are the odds of changing the time in the posts to central time???

My whole team is available to anyone but you need to pay the trade fees i only have $4 left to spend

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 10/25/2007 10:14:10 PM EST  Edit  Delete

I wanna call Outta His Mind a putz for making that trade but who am I to talk. Brady is due to come back to earth.

 

Ken Chase - Chase PI: Posted on 10/25/2007 7:55:09 PM EST  Edit  Delete

This league's just like playing online with yahoo...nice trade.

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 10/23/2007 10:04:51 AM EST  Edit  Delete

Ronnie Brown out for the year??? Mad

Stick a fork in the Bangers! Good thing I didn't trade any of my backs to DEANO.

 

ED Russel - Fly Fat Ass Fly: Posted on 10/23/2007 12:30:32 AM EST  Edit  Delete

My team freaking sucks.....Freaking Tom Brady doubled up my whole team by himself. 2-0 to 3-11 here I come. MadMadMadHey Outta Control, forget the Stooges, I'll give you my whole team for Brady.

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 10/22/2007 11:00:55 AM EST  Edit  Delete

I see why Amsler lost this week!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21411591/

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 10/22/2007 10:55:37 AM EST  Edit  Delete

Yeah, baby!!! Chase gets bent over harder than grandma on her ironing board! What happened Chase? No freak 108 yard return in the last minute to save your sorry ass this year?

Better yet, everyone in my division loses! Thanks this week go out to THE LOCK!

Now let's get Steven Jackson and Andre back, so the full wrath of the Bangers can be felt!

Lick it!

 

Brian O'Connell - Outta Control: Posted on 10/21/2007 10:29:44 PM EST  Edit  Delete

CALLING ALL STOOGES..................CALLING ALL STOOGES...........Blockbuster trade offer. I'll give you Brady, Stallworth and any one of my backs for Barber, Maroney and Welker. Think about it. Your either a thoroughbred or a loafabread. The time is now!!!

 

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 10/21/2007 7:37:57 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Look for hell to freeze over because the Lead Pipe Lock Jinx is officially over. Who would have thunk? I called it first anyway so what was so special about the call anyway? Hopefully Uncle Ruckus can pull one out from behind! I'm a big Peyton Manning fan this week baby!

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 10/21/2007 9:49:59 AM EST  Edit  Delete

HA HA Brian, you're always good for a laugh. I moved so lots going on. It aint over yet. I have some injuries, but we're gonna try to squeak out some games here until we get healthy again and roll to a back-to-back title.

 

Brian O'Connell - Outta Control: Posted on 10/21/2007 8:53:03 AM EST  Edit  Delete

Dudes. Someone p/u P.Holmes already. I feel obligated that I should since he did take me to a CPFL Bowl. But I just can't pull the trigger. Hey Lit'l Kitty do ya think you can keep it even close. I mean make it interesting. Your teams gotta be the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Speaking of which, You ain't going nowhere Missed Oportunity. The only smoke and mirrors you have is when you lock yourself in your bathroom w/ a bic lighter. Seriously can you really start your farts on fire? Anyway I digress. What happened to the Wangsters? Awfully quiet these days. Probably got his mouth full of that humble pie. I don't know what I enjoy more rooting for my team to win or bangers to lose. Big Grin....................By the way. I'm thinking of changing my team name to The BRADY BUNCH. Cool.................GO BEARS!!!

 

Dean De Angelis - Dirty Dean's Done Dirt Cheap: Posted on 10/20/2007 8:35:31 AM EST  Edit  Delete

WEEK 7 EDITION OF THE STONE COLD LEAD PIPE LOCK! THE LOCK IS ON A ROLL WITH A BIG STRAIGHT OUT WIN BY CHASE PI OVER HAPLESS DIRTY DEAN TO IMPROVE TO 4-1 ON THE SEASON. THIS WEEK WE ARE GOING WITH WRONG DIRECTION TO COVER THE 21 VS. THE TOP DOG FIGHTING AMISH BALLCLUB. IT WILL BE A HIGH SCORING, BACK & FORTH SHOOTOUT BUT THE MATCHUPS ARE THERE FOR THE UPSET! I LIKE BUSH/GORE (WE HAVE WE HEARD THAT BEFORE) TO SCORE SOME BIG PTS. AND THE WASHINGTON DEFENSE SCORES VS. THE CARDS---SO GIMME THOSE FREDDY GARCIA, I MEAN JERRY GARCIA NO WAIT JEFF GARICA LED WRONG DIRECTION TEAM PLUS THE 21 TO NOT ONLY COVER BUT YES- WIN STRAIGHT UP AND PULL THE UPSET. WRONG DIRECTION WILL BEAT THE 5-1 AMISH IN A HIGH SCORING GAME 68-59....WE ALSO LIKE BOB TO SMOKE PUSSYCAT 77-11 ....DEANO

 

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 10/18/2007 7:29:40 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Missed Direction going up against the best team in the league in Fighting Amish. Look for the upset baby!

 

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 10/14/2007 12:33:51 AM EST  Edit  Delete

Bangers are going to get fed the 9 points they're giving Missed Direction as the Football MD starts the smoke and mirrors rise to the top of the division in the name of Ultimate Fighters. Outright win folks! Bangers get bent over for the second straight week. Soon enough the Bangers will be so used that we'll be able to drive a truck through them. LICK IT!!!!!!

 

Dean De Angelis - Dirty Dean's Done Dirt Cheap: Posted on 10/12/2007 8:50:41 AM EST  Edit  Delete

WEEK 6 EDITION OF THE STONE COLD LEAD PIPE LOCK! THANKS TO FLY FAT ASS FLY, THE LOCK IMPROVED TO 3-1 ON THE SEASON. THE LOCK PREDICTED A 45-35 WIN AND COVER BY FLY AND THE 47-37 RESULT WAS REALLY CLOSE TO THE PREDICTED SCORE. THIS IS ANOTHER TOUGH WEEK AS WE HAVE DUBBED IT "SEPARTION WEEKEND" AS THREE 4-1 TEAMS TRY TO MOVE AWAY FROM THE PACK. WE'LL GO AGAINST ONE OF THOSE 4-1 TEAMS TO BITE THE DUST AND GO WITH CHASE PI +14 VS. DIRTY DEAN'S. CHASE YOU LET ME DOWN LAST TIME, SO HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH HASSELBECK & ALEXANDER TO ROLL VS. THE AINTS & I LIKE JACOBS MONDAY NIGHT VS. FALCONS & MAYBE, JUST MAYBE THE BEAR DEFENSE WILL PUT SOME PTS. ON THE BOARD VS. THE VIQUEENS. GIMME CHASE TO PULL THE UPSET AND WE'LL TAKE THE GIFT OF 14 POINTS IN A 51-38 WIN VS. THAT FRAUD OF A TEAM DIRTY DEAN'S. LATER.................

 

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 10/11/2007 7:46:53 PM EST  Edit  Delete

There is an update on the Trading Block page from this owner.

 

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 10/11/2007 7:45:33 PM EST  Edit  Delete

And that reply is supposed to make everyone forget that you're trying to peddle your garbage for a RB? Deano you should be ashamed of yourself.

 

Dean De Angelis - Dirty Dean's Done Dirt Cheap: Posted on 10/10/2007 9:51:26 AM EST  Edit  Delete

That's 2 more quality WR's than WRONG Direction!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 10/10/2007 2:54:05 AM EST  Edit  Delete

Someone tell Deano that his only "quality" receivers are Tory Holt and Reggie Wayne. I love the crap people put up here. Easy to laugh at least once every day with this stuff being put up here.

 

Dean De Angelis - Dirty Dean's Done Dirt Cheap: Posted on 10/9/2007 8:34:55 AM EST  Edit  Delete

There is an update on the Trading Block page from this owner.

 

Ken Chase - Chase PI: Posted on 10/6/2007 9:49:35 PM EST  Edit  Delete

The Curse Live's (Thank You Bartman)

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

 

Dean De Angelis - Dirty Dean's Done Dirt Cheap: Posted on 10/5/2007 9:43:24 AM EST  Edit  Delete

WEEK 5 EDITION OF THE STONE COLD LEAD PIPE LOCK!
THANKS TO UNCLE RUCKUS'S EASY WIN LAST WEEK THE LOCK IMPROVES TO 2-1 ON THE SEASON. WEEK 5 IS A TOUGH WEEK TO PICK AS WE HAVE ALL DIVISION MATCHUPS WITH THE AMISH HEAVILY FAVORED OVER THE DEFENDING CHAMP BANGERS BY 19. ALL OTHER MATCHUPS ARE WITHIN A 6 POINT SPREAD AS VEGAS PREDICTS VERY CLOSE GAMES THIS WEEKEND. HOWEVER, THE LOCK HAS THE PICK & WE'LL GO WITH FLY FAT ASS FLY -5 TO BEAT ELI MANNING & THE BIG SLICK BOYS. KITNA WILL BE A SCORING MACHINE VS. THE SKINS & IT WILL BE THE WILLIE PARKER SHOW IN PITTSBURGH. FLY EVEN HAS PLAX TO CANCEL OUT ELI SO GIMME FLY -5 FOR $500 VS. SLICKY SLICK IN A CLOSE 45-35 GAME.
ALSO-HOW COULD I PASS UP THE CHANCE TO PREDICT THE TOLIET BOWL MATCHUP OF THE (1-3) 140 PT WRONG DIRECTION TEAM VS. (0-4) PUSSYCAT? PT. SPREAD IS CAT BY 2 AND THE OVER/UNDER IS 5 1/2 TOTAL PTS. SO I'LL TAKE THE UNDER & PREDICT A SHUT OUT; CAT 3
WRONG DIRECTION ZIPPIDY.................DEANO

 

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 10/3/2007 10:56:44 PM EST  Edit  Delete

No bye players have been kept.

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 10/2/2007 8:20:01 PM EST  Edit  Delete

I think I'm going to go into the "Fantasy Football Advice" field and contact this site and make some cash. On this site we have Fantasy Insights. Yeah, whoever he is is about insightful as the shit coming out of my ass! Here is his advice on my running back Ronnie Brown:

Sunday, September 16, 10:51 PM EST (Week 2)

News Story: Brown ran for 33 yards and 0 touchdown. In addition, Brown caught 2 passes for 36 yards and 0 touchdown.

Fantasy Analysis: Brown is nothing more than a borderline #2 to #3 fantasy back who just hasn't gotten it on track since his rookie season. Pick your spots to start him unless you have no other options.

Source: Fantasy Insights
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OK, so after week 2 he's nothing but a "borderline" #2 or #3 back? No advice about his upcoming matchup with the NY Jets??
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Sunday, September 23, 4:22 PM EST (Week 3)

News Story: Brown ran for 112 yards and 3 touchdowns.

Fantasy Analysis: Finally Miami recognized the need to use Brown. They gave him the ball 23 times, and passed to him 6 times. If you dropped Brown, you might want to get him back. If you sat him, its time to put him back in the lineup.

Source: Fantasy Insights
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Wow, 1 week he's a borderline #2 or #3, and the next week he's a stud? Well you are really insightful Mr. Shithead! Real SOLID fantasy advice, asshat!

How about after week 2 stating "Brown has gotten off to a bad start. A new QB in the offense may have an effect. However, next week Brown will be facing the NY Jets defense that got ran on by the likes of Sammy Morris for over a 5.0ypc average and a 97 yard effort by Willis McGahee the next week. Give Brown 1 more start before deciding on whether to bench him or not."

Yep, just like Andy in The Shawshank Redemption, I'm going to e-mail Fantasy Commissioner Web every fucking week until 1) I'm the new fantasy advice guy because obviously even in the small paragraph above I showed what MORONS Fantasy Insights are OR 2) Fantasy Insights is shot off this site and back into the toilet the fucker swam out of.

Marty, you might try the same thing since you're going to have all this time on your hands this winter now that you're already done. Meow!

 

Brian O'Connell - Outta Control: Posted on 10/2/2007 4:41:57 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Wasup Pussycat? wooohooooh. Thats to bad your outta it allready. so soon too. It would of made last nights come from behind victory a little sweeter had you actually cared about your team. I hear ya though, what a bunch of pathetic losers! ...............................On the other hand there is a team(Besides mine)worth caring about. Fghting Amish are tearing it up. 3 out of 4 Power point awards. Nice p/u with Bowe. Your team is definitely a force to rekon with. In other words thats too bad wangsters, you don't have a chance winning your division. RazzSpeaking of divisions I will claim mine next weekeend. Thats right dirty boy I'm takin' you to the cleaners. Believe you me I won't forget your ears..................... GO CUBS!!!

 

Dean De Angelis - Dirty Dean's Done Dirt Cheap: Posted on 10/2/2007 10:38:07 AM EST  Edit  Delete

Mrs. Direction- your words of wisdom seem rather silly today and there's really no reason for the LOCK to even comment on them as all we do is pick WINNERS (thanks Uncle Ruckus)! I guess that rules out your sad sack team as you don't ever have to worry about the LOCK picking your team because it's filled with LOSERS! Here's a tip...maybe change your name to WRONG DIRECTION because that's a more appropriate name for that ballclub... wait till fantasy football 2008.

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 10/1/2007 4:08:18 PM EST  Edit  Delete

I'm not talking about anyone's fantasy team in particular, but is it just me or are there a freaking huge amount of injuries this year?

I can't remember a season with so many injuries on both offense and defense.

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 9/30/2007 8:48:04 PM EST  Edit  Delete
[Private to Martin OConnell]

Fuck! I was going to pick up Crayton instead of Horn...should have went with my 1st instinct! What a MORON

 

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 9/30/2007 12:03:08 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Deano's Lead Pipe Locks is a sissy setup. The man calling the shots has NO BALLS. He has LT and a host of others and he should kick my team's ass. But because he doesn't want to "JINX" his team(only other teams) he doesn't have the balls to call his own number!

Sacklessness gets you nowhere! I hope you get your ass handed to you Deano by my sad sack lineup today!

It has been said..............let it be done!

The Football MD has spoken.

 

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 9/30/2007 10:41:54 AM EST  Edit  Delete

Trade deadline corrected ... sorry about that.

 

Anthony Coston - The Stooges: Posted on 9/29/2007 11:05:10 PM EST  Edit  Delete

I feel honored to be so confidently picked to lose in the so-called lead pipe lock. Does that mean I will win by 200 this week? Just watch as the team without a running back dominates this league and proves all "experts" wrong about the whole RB RB RB theory!!!!

 

Jim Amsler - Fighting Amish: Posted on 9/29/2007 2:51:04 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Just wanted to be sure that everyone has had a chance to enjoy this potentially tasteless, but ultimately hysterical Youtube: Kevin Everett... kicks a cop?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0KmjqabDUU

(Edited... wrong Kevin) Roll Eyes

 

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 9/29/2007 9:44:56 AM EST  Edit  Delete

Hey Commish.............fix the trade deadline with the site so we can offer trades to each other!

Thanks,
Football MD

 

Brian O'Connell - Outta Control: Posted on 9/28/2007 5:49:15 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Where have I been? You ask Mr.swDICK. Check the win column. It might of took me a minute to find, but now that I'm here I think I'll stay awhile! Other than that I'll continue walking soft and waiting around the corner for you with my *BIG STICK. Not that big stick you queer. My other *BIG STICK. .........................................................How would you like to give me Johnson for Leonard and Stallworth?..........................................................*BIG STICK-Brady & Moss.

 

Dean De Angelis - Dirty Dean's Done Dirt Cheap: Posted on 9/28/2007 9:03:16 AM EST  Edit  Delete

IT'S TIME TO GET YOUR LINEUPS TOGETHER FOR WEEK 4 AND THAT COULD ONLY MEAN...THE LATEST EDITION OF THE STONE COLD LEAD PIPE LOCK!
CHASE- YOUR KILLING ME AS LAST WEEK THE AMISH SPANK CHASE PI 83-39 TO EVEN THE LOCK TO (1-1) ON THE SEASON. DON'T EVEN BLAME ON THAT SO CALLED CALLED LOCK JINX, JUST POOR EFFORT FROM HASSELBACK AND ALEXANDER VS. THAT VAUNTED BEN GAL DEFENSE AND THE REST AS WE SAY IS "HISTORY". LET'S MOVE ON TO THIS WEEK AND I REALLY, REALLY LOVE MY UNCLE RUCKUS +10 VS. THE 3 STOOGES. R U KIDDIN ME? I GET PEYTON, T.O.,GOULD & THE PHILLY DEF. VS. BIG SLICK'S BOY ELI (NOT PEYTON) MANNING AND YOUR GIVING ME 10 MORE POINTS! WHERE DO I SIGN UP? TAKE MY MORTGAGE, MY CREDIT CARDS, AUTO LOANS, OJ HEISMAN, & ANY OTHER VALUABLES AND ADD EM UP....GIVE ME UNCLE RUCKUS FOR $10,000 FOR THE STRAIGHT UP WIN 67-29!
THE LOCK HAS NEVER IN THEIR HISTORY FELT MORE CONFIDENT ABOUT A WINNER THAN THIS WEEK, SO WHO WILL FOLLOW ME AND PONY UP SOME CASH ON UNCLE RUCKUS?

 

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 9/27/2007 9:17:29 PM EST  Edit  Delete

I have been slacking a bit and have not been updating transactions on the board. I will from now on as it is important to know who was picked up as a bye player. It is also important to know who was dropped prior to 8:00 (priority drops) as those players are available the next day after 8:00 P.M. Players dropped after priority transactions are not available until next week.

Transaction Post

 

Bill James - Big Slick: Posted on 9/25/2007 10:15:20 PM EST  Edit  Delete

A big goose egg from Deuce for the year. Nice job. Mad

 

Chris Benton - Uncle Ruckus: Posted on 9/25/2007 6:49:37 AM EST  Edit  Delete

Well, looks like it's already time for my second 'F you' to Swick. Mad
I'd be MUCH angrier had Lamont J put me over the top, since I could SWEAR I put him in for Edge early Sun am.

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 9/24/2007 10:41:01 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Aunt Calm gets his annual SPANK from the Bangers. Hey Benton, good thing you aren't in my division, or it would be a guaranteed 2 losses for you.

You know, I thought I'd give you a chance this year by benching Brown, but guess what? SPANK SPANK! You can't beat the Bangers, Benton! You're just an annual bend-over for us!


Where in the hell is Out of His Mind? Rather quiet.....he'll be another SPANK now that he's back.

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 9/24/2007 10:36:03 PM EST  Edit  Delete

HA HA

Give the 2nd annual DOTY to Frank already. He doesn't even know who's on his team, much less one scoring 30 on his bench.

 

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 9/23/2007 8:55:59 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Don't worry Frank, I will keep you company in the basement. And by the way, I asked you today if anyone had Kevin Curtis in our league and you said that you didn't think so, well somebody does have him. You do! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

My team blows. I am going to let my wife draft my team next year.

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 9/23/2007 3:05:07 PM EST  Edit  Delete

If you were real smart like you think you are Frank, Curtis wouldn't be on your bench with 30. Like I said (or Al Davis says), 0-13, baby!

 

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 9/23/2007 12:48:05 PM EST  Edit  Delete

If that's the best you have to offer you're as soft as freshly laid dog crap Swick. You're kidding me if you're in this guy's division and a football officianado as you claim to be and you got nothing! You deserve nothing. I'm stepping out and going to start Cadilac for better or for worse unless someone can offer a good argument. What do you offer. Mush. Crap. Dead Brain Matter. What a waste!

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 9/23/2007 8:11:11 AM EST  Edit  Delete

I say just put someone in. You're going 0-13 like Chase said anyway.

 

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 9/23/2007 1:10:24 AM EST  Edit  Delete

Where's the love Chase? 0-13 Missed Direction? Not a chance! At least one win better than your squad when it's all said and done.

What's the answer to the age old question "Do you go with your studs or matchups?"
I have Gore going against Pittsburgh D with SF having multiple injuries on both sides of the ball with them probably going with the pass early in the game while chasing Pittsburgh lead and taking Gore out of the game plan. Cadilac seems like a easy start against the pathetic St. Louie D in Tampa. What say you Fat Ass division foes?

Go with Gore or go with the matchup?

 

Ken Chase - Chase PI: Posted on 9/23/2007 12:24:04 AM EST  Edit  Delete

WOW....Stone cold lock i believe could be the 1st time ever. After last weeks win thanks to playing the soon to be 0-13 Missed Direction, and not having him on my schedule again I'm looking at 1-12.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Big GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig Grin

 

Dean De Angelis - Dirty Dean's Done Dirt Cheap: Posted on 9/22/2007 8:53:12 AM EST  Edit  Delete

IT'S TIME FOR THE WEEK #3 & THAT MEANS THE STONE COLD LEAD PIPE LOCK! THANKS TO CARSON PALMER THE LOCK STARTS OUT (1-0) & READY TO GIVE YOU ANOTHER WINNER. PAY OFF THOSE HIGH INTEREST CREDIT CARD BILLS WITH THIS NUGGET OF WISDOM FROM THE LOCK. DO I DARE GO BACK TO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE...BACK TO THE BANGERS AND THE 16 PTS. VS AMERICA'S DARLING PEYTON MANNING. THANKS, BUT NO THANKS- I'M GOIN OUT WEST TO SEATTLE AND IT WILL BE A SHOOTOUT. SO I'M TAKING MATT HASSELNUTS & SHAUN ALEXANDER VS. THAT BEN(GAL) DEFENSE & TJ WHO'SYOURMAMMA TO SCORE A COUPLE TD'S. THE BEAR D EVEN GETS ON THE BOARD & NATE KEADING DOES THE REST SO GIMME THE 21 & GIMME CHASE PI FOR $500 VS. THE AMISH & PRAY THE 49 DEFENSE SHOWS UP VS. BIG BEN.
2ND PREDICTION: AFTER WEEK 3;THERE WILL BE ONLY ONE REMAINING UNDEFEATED TEAM LEFT....WHO WILL IT BE?
DEANO

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 9/17/2007 1:05:46 PM EST  Edit  Delete

Hey Deano: Pretty impressive Lead Pipe Lock this week you chose. You almost had it down player for player! I'll never doubt the Lock again?


Outta His Mind now 0-2. Ha Ha. I told you to watch the Stooges. Dangerous! Hey Brian....I think Steve Smith just caught another TD pass. LMAO.

 

Dean De Angelis - Dirty Dean's Done Dirt Cheap: Posted on 9/14/2007 8:57:28 AM EST  Edit  Delete

IT'S TIME FOR WEEK #2 & THAT MEANS THE 1ST WEEK OF THE STONE COLD LEAD PIPE LOCK!
THE EARLY WEEKS ARE EASY AS VEGAS NEEDS SOME TIME TO ADJUST THE POINT SPREADS. THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT DIRTY DEANS SHOULD BE 24 PT. FAVORITES OVER THE DEFENDING CHAMP- BANGERS. NO RESPECT FOR THE CHAMPS SO GIMME CARSON PALMER VS. THAT BROWN DEFENSE AND ACTION JACKSON VS. SF TO PUT UP ENOUGH PTS. TO NOT ONLY COVER BUT THAT'S RIGHT KIDS...BEAT DIRTY DEANS 61-49. I'LL TAKE $500 ON THE BANGERS TO COVER THE 24. THAT'S ALL FOR WEEK 1 AND GOOD LUCK! DEANO

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 9/12/2007 9:36:28 PM EST  Edit  Delete

I think ROMO just threw another TD pass! Did I miss anything?

 

Brian O'Connell - Outta Control: Posted on 9/11/2007 7:14:42 PM EST  Edit  Delete

WTF! 1st of all I must adress the wannabe prognosticaters. With those of the wall predictions you wouldn't stand a chance in vegas. You might wanna try Atlatic City or maybe Reno. Or just get out of the business entirely. Dirty Deeds you might wanna check your facts. I don't care how long you've been in the league if you don't know your history your still a greenhorn. Rookie, Rookie, c'mon. How many CPFL BOWLS have u been 2? Or won for that matter? Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap is that code for I'll suck your dick for 20 bucks? So just to fill u in on some history. Try and remember this. I'm not a rookie nor a dumb cookie thats why at the end of the year I'll be doing the CPFL shuffle............... WTF is up with the new scoring? Did Romo get an extra 5 points 4 bangin' Ms. Underwood? If thats the case take a look at Mrs. Brady. Thats worth at least 5 pts. Thats enough cryin' from me. I'm starting to sound like Swick. WHHAAA WHAAA.

 

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 9/10/2007 9:09:10 PM EST  Edit  Delete

I DON'T HAVE ANY F YOU'S GOING OUT TO ANYONE EXCEPT MY LINEUP........VERY SAD INDEED! And an F you out to my main man Eli. Way to make sure your fist goes up my ass and only my ass before dislocating your shoulder. Here's to Frankie Gore pulling the impossible and getting me a victory..........I'll be back in a minute...........gotta pass the dubie over to Swick.

 

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 9/10/2007 9:06:00 PM EST  Edit  Delete

WHAT UNCLE RUCKUS SAID................YEAH!

 

Jim Amsler - Fighting Amish: Posted on 9/10/2007 10:46:00 AM EST  Edit  Delete

Swick, I think Deano is the team to beat. I agree that Stooges had a great draft, a testifying that you don't need to draft first or second to put together a good roster.

That's all I got. Excuse my while I go check out the scoreboard...

 

Chris Benton - Uncle Ruckus: Posted on 9/9/2007 6:37:29 PM EST  Edit  Delete

First of all, I'll start by giving a big F you to Swick. The first of many, I'm sure. My second F you goes straight to the Big Cat and the Minny D. Two D td's??? That deserves an F you any Sunday of the year to anyone - commish or not.
MadMadMad

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 9/8/2007 11:36:57 AM EST  Edit  Delete

It looks like everyone is going to throw a buck on the Bangers with those odds!

 

Dean De Angelis - Dirty Dean's Done Dirt Cheap: Posted on 9/8/2007 9:32:16 AM EST  Edit  Delete

SINCE THERE ARE NO ODDS FOR THIS WEEK, HOT OFF THE PRESS IS THE 2007 CPFL VEGAS ODDS TO WIN IT ALL!
TEAM ODDS COMMENTS
1.UNCLE RUCKUS 4/1 SAVE SOME $$$ FOR PIZZA FOR THE BOYS
2. FLY FAT ASS FLY 6/1 VERY BALANCED TEAM & KITNA IS THE WILD CARD
3. MRS. DIRECTION 7/1 WOULD BE THE FAVORITE UNTIL HE DRAFTED CADILLAC
4. WHAT AB BOB 10/1 LOTTA TALENT BUT HESTER AT WR?
5. DIRTY DEAN 12/1 ONE LT INJURY AWAY FROM THE BASEMENT
6. BIG CAT 15/1 NOT A BELIEVER IN MICHAEL VICK...I MEAN VINCE YOUNG
7. FIGHTING AMISH 22/1 IF WR'S COME THROUGH THIS TEAM CAN SUPRISE
8. CHASE PI 27/1 WEAK WR'S DOOM CHASE
9. STOOGES 30/1 ONCE, WHEN- BULGER GOES DOWN;THE STOOGES ARE SUNK
10. OUTTA CONTROL 38/1 NO ROOKIE WINS THIS LEAGUE!
11. BIG SLICK 50/1 LISTEN TO TIKI...WHEN WILL YOU LEARN ABOUT ELI MANNING?
12. GANG BANGERS 1,000,000/1 NO REPEAT IN THIS LEAGUE!!!!!!!!!!!

GOOD LUCK TO ALL! DEANO

 

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 9/7/2007 9:27:12 PM EST  Edit  Delete

I guess I'll get the board started this year. You knew it was coming! Let's rate the teams, so you can't say later I'm hind-sighting!

The Stooges have a great team. Of course I'm playing the fucker right out of the gate. Nice way to start 0-1. Nice receiving corps, and the best TE in the game! Serviceable QB and RBs will make The Stooges a tough team to beat all year.

BigCat. Vince Young? Pass the bong dumb ass, I need some of that shit.

Outta His Mind needs a RB and some love. I see this loser contacting me soon about a trade.

Deano stole my WR and Big Slick stole my TE. You 2 bastards are gonna pay for that shit later.

Ruckus got Manning. What the fuck more is there to say? He also took my WR Walker. Ruckus is going to be around at the end unless he makes one of his famous dumbass trades. Thank God Craig isn't in the league. I think The Edge is going to have a decent season and what makes Lewis a good RB is crappy Cleveland doesn't have anything else. If Ruckus avoids injuries, he'll get in the playoffs.

The Bangers will be there if Ronnie Brown performs. We have serviceable receivers, and a move here or there from the wire that we're famous for every year (Romo, Betts) and we'll get in. Hell, we're in the Amish and Fly's league again. It don't get much easier than that! Now that I've flapped my mouth off, it's time to sit back and watch the Bangers start 0-4!!!